Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Sarine Sighting


My former sister-in-law Sarine was spotted cavorting at a polygamist dance at the RCA Building in Bluffdale, Utah recently. Even though she conspired with the anti-polygamist hate groups to create laws that would persecute polygamists in Arizona by shedding crocodile tears on camera, she is not above trolling for polygamist husbands in Utah whilst she dances the pat-a-cake polka.

Any takers? Apparently none. (Smart bastards.)

3 comments:

RC said...

Wow, she's a real looker. Tall and fair, with flowing dark hair. A dream! I'd dance with her!

Tony said...

"R" obviously hasn't seen Glenn Close's character in Fatal Attractions.

RC said...

Tony,

I was basing my observations on the posted image (apparently Sarine is a dead-ringer for Sasquatch), and then seasoned my observations with a healthy dose of sarcasm :-)

Best,
R.